QueerSaint

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

b00baroni!!!!!!!!!

verylittlebird:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

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