pissvortex:

i wish jeff bezos cared about his twitter replies as much as elon musk did so we could bully him too

wishcritter:

bearynice:

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

vichy:

why is it when you go to a hair salon as a transmasc/nb person and go “i want something very short and simple. masculine. here’s a photo of a man. that’s how i want my hair to look.” without fail your middle aged hairdresser is like “yes. right. i know exactly what you’re looking for. let me just ….. snip snip” and you come out of there like 2007 kate gosselin